What is no pants fest you ask?
For 5 days, everyone in my house goes to Ohio for a competition leaving my house completely empty except me, the kitties, and a plethora of chores I can do with no pants on. Liberating? You bet your bare ass.
What kind of things does one do with no pants on during No Pants Fest? LOTS....
Play the Ukelele (at 1am)
Make Chocolate Chip Pancakes
LOTS of beer
Make Chicken Parm... like everyday
Of course there are things about No Pants Fest that suck....
Taking out the garbage
Cleaning the litter box
(Note the litter ALL OVER the freaking floor)
After 5 days of cleaning the litter box I really don't imagine the California gold rush being that much fun... nasty. But sadly, my private festival has come to an end until next year when they all leave again, unless I can convince them to go somewhere else?
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